Abigail Brady

much uncyclopedia fun this morning. Saint Chav, started by reddragdiva, is growing. And I discovered someone had made a map for my Great Circle Line article.

( the map )

I think I just succesfully persuaded someone on IRC that I lived in the Welsh town of Caerlŷr in Far East Wales (people sometimes assume I am Welsh because of my nick, he asked what part, and I was being silly). Hence new usericon to celebrate, showing location of said town.

I really should stop making up geography as a hobby. There's enough of it already.

Stamfordshire continues apace. Apart from being punchier and having more gags, it has acquired sections on politics and demographics, culture, sport, and goth clubs (thanks to reddragdiva). Also I found a home for the most offensive flag ever.

Living on own is good but odd. Have pretty much totally unpacked now. Building seems to be approaching full occupancy - I can hear people above me and on Monday when I got back was following the chap opposite me into the building, and was followed by a woman who seemed to be going further down the corridor than me. But of course we have no idea who we all are. Maybe I should go knock on some doors and see if anyone needs sugar?

Plett says 'fish and the superfurries are the only people there i'd consider seeing'
Plett says 'ken dodd doesn't appeal'
You ask 'you don't want to assassinate him, then?'
Plett says 'my sniping rifle is at the cleaners'

WHEREAS, the infernal game of Tennis is infesting our Television and Radio Recievers, and it is expedient to prevent this, and WHEREAS no Player from these Islands stands a Whelk's chance in a Supernova, the Empress Morwen hereby DECREES as follows

(1) the practice of Tennis shall be abolished.

(2) any Person found guilty of playing Tennis shall be sentenced to 15, 30 or 40 years in Prison.

(3) this Decree may be cited as the Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005

(4) this Decree shall apply to England and Wales only

There were 18 "Yes" answers and 8 answers of "No", giving 69.2% in favour and 30.8% against.

Now tell me what you think the question was.

[ Since the poll closed, one person has voted "No". However, I will discount that. ]

i reckon they were abolished by the time commons!

if i am ever rich enough to buy a block of flats or a road, i am going to name it "The Larch", and then move in to the first property.

my address will then be "number one, the larch".