Today's audio hardware destruction

Well, I went into town and bought a few CDs and then came back and then came back to work and started listening to them... and destroyed my portable CD player. I think it may be fixable with tape. But blergh, I seem to have this habit of destroying electronics!

I think Dave from work is auditioning to be the 7th member of the Hives. He fails, though, as his trousers don't match the top.