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for the attention of all: i have invented a new swear word today. it is CANK. please discuss what it should mean.

apart from my invention of a swear word, it has been a long day. went to opticians for an eye test : they should have some contact lenses for me to try next week. i am rather nervous about this, especially considering how i was when they needed to put eyedrops in my eye to check my eyeball curvature. but we'll see.

after this met up with [livejournal.com profile] vjbseven. after a brief shopping expedition, we hung around at my flat, watched stuff on dvds and computer. and i cooked scones! [livejournal.com profile] zub (my brother) arrived one or possibly two minutes after 4pm but oh well. the scones were very nice and only one of them came out even slightly mutant. i shall do this for real at some point: thanks to people for beta-testing my baking. i shall try cakes next.

very tired now. tomorrow I am going to manchester for the weekend. [livejournal.com profile] saintmaryuk and folks : if you want to meet up give me a text or something. :) [ do i know anyone else in manchester? ]

Date: 2006-03-23 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com

Blatant backformation alert!

CANK: (v.; vulg.) 1. To cause pain in the manner of a canker sore (mouth ulcer).
2. To cause necrosis in plants.

Date: 2006-03-23 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abigailb.livejournal.com
Hmm, interesting. I'd forgotten about that spelling of cancer, I must confess, and was thinking of the word as merely one that sounds like it ought to be a swear word. That it happens to be the name of a street in Leicester also caused this. ;)

Date: 2006-03-23 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowan-leigh.livejournal.com
A sweaty scrotum.

Date: 2006-03-23 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niraco.livejournal.com
Oh my god! Image how many people do you know in person from here!!!?

Date: 2006-03-24 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abigailb.livejournal.com
having done a quick count on my friends list i reckon i've met about hundred of them. eek. i'm nowhere near at [livejournal.com profile] squirmelia or [livejournal.com profile] reddragdiva levels though.

Date: 2006-03-23 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tea-cantata.livejournal.com
Bit of cack, bit of wank, with a side order of canker thrown in?

Date: 2006-03-23 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ooooh, I saw a guy having a "cack" in a pretty discusting japanese porno... mmmm chocolatey hand love!

Date: 2006-03-23 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niraco.livejournal.com
Ooooh, I saw a guy having a "cack" in a pretty discusting japanese porno... mmmm chocolatey hand love!

Date: 2006-03-24 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] landvaettir.livejournal.com
It is not new, I fear. A Crowan warrior in Fools and Heroes had the mighty spell vocals - "By the power of Crowa, make me hard as cank!"

Always sounded to me like earwax that had solidified into tiny chunks of amber...

Date: 2006-03-24 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abigailb.livejournal.com
Maybe Cank was another, really hard, warrior?

Date: 2006-03-24 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annomalley.livejournal.com
Surely it's female ejaculate? ('cunt' + 'wank')
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Date: 2006-03-24 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annomalley.livejournal.com
Strictly speaking though, that's penetrative sex :D

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