Phase 2 should probably involve crossing them with koalas. The instinctive urge to overthrow the universe present in all koalas will make the pandas more willing to do your bidding. They won't know why your orders are so compelling but won't care.
Also please be aware that by phase three you're expected to have your evil cackle and crazy hair ready, if not already in general use.
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Bamboocalyptus Beasts
Date: 2010-12-18 08:55 pm (UTC)Also please be aware that by phase three you're expected to have your evil cackle and crazy hair ready, if not already in general use.
Phase IV will require ants.