http://simplypeachy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] simplypeachy.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] abigailbrady 2010-12-18 08:55 pm (UTC)

Bamboocalyptus Beasts

Phase 2 should probably involve crossing them with koalas. The instinctive urge to overthrow the universe present in all koalas will make the pandas more willing to do your bidding. They won't know why your orders are so compelling but won't care.

Also please be aware that by phase three you're expected to have your evil cackle and crazy hair ready, if not already in general use.

Phase IV will require ants.

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