"Oh, and it's my birthday on Monday. I shall be 27"

Eek! Happy birthday for Monday then! I shall partake in the ritual consumption of alcoholic beverage on your behalf to ceremonially celebrate you increasing maturity and wisdom, despite not being in your locality (or colloqually: "I shall have one for you".)

('cause we all know how mature my increasing age has made me - didn't work for me, why should you be unlucky?)